THE STUPID
MARIO PAGE.
Bony Tony brought his friends. You brought a poop blaster.
Make good choices. Or… press the button.
See all 28 poop guns
- Poop Pistol — Basic single shots
- Twin Tooter — Two shots together
- Scatter Splatter — Three-shot spread
- Turbo Plopper — Fast single shots
- Stink Sniper — Fast piercing shots
- Triple Flush — Three shots together
- Poop Grenadier — Exploding shots
- Quad Plopper — Four-shot spread
- Poop Cyclone — Five-shot spread
- Mega Mortar — Larger explosions
- Royal Flush — Explosions and piercing
- Poop Storm — Seven-shot spread
- Double Dumper — Two exploding shots
- Splat Cannon — Huge splats and explosions
- Poop Laser — Extra-fast shots that pierce up to 12 Bony Tonys
- Stink Fan — Nine-shot fan
- Toilet Torpedo — Fast torpedoes with a large explosion
- Brown Blizzard — Six exploding shots
- Golden Plunger — Pierces up to 16 Bony Tonys
- Ultimate Poopocalypse — Five explosive shots with huge splash damage
- Toilet Twister — Eight exploding shots
- Plop Railgun — Ultra-fast shots that pierce up to 24 Bony Tonys
- Stink Sunburst — Twelve shots in a full circle
- Chocolate Comet — Giant splats with a wide explosion
- Septic Sprinkler — Twelve-shot fan
- Triple Torpedo — Three fast explosive torpedoes
- Plunger Array — Five piercing shots
- Galactic Flush — Sixteen explosive shots in a full circle
One new gun per round; after round 28, higher Mk versions begin. Normal reloads remain longer.
Leaderboards
Top 10 runs for each mode. Your nickname and score are public when submitted. Secret-weapon runs don’t count.
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Mario is the bathroom troublemaker with a big grin and an even bigger poop blaster. His mess started the whole adventure!
Bony Tony is tired of cleaning up Mario’s bathroom messes. Now he has gathered an army of look-alikes to chase Mario!
Offline fun. No accounts. Just chaos.
Sound credits
Toilet flush (half-flush) by Cori Samuel (cori) — Wikimedia Commons source, public domain. Trimmed to seven seconds, faded and volume balanced.
Short but strong fart by TryToThink — source, CC0. Playback limited to a short excerpt per shot.
Random blaster recordings: DSISStudios #241000, ycbcr #249583, finni0810 #524317, Breviceps #445997, Breviceps #445998, Breviceps #445999, Breviceps #446000, SamsterBirdies #553480, Walter_Odington #69500, robmoth #135716, Gerent #558387, TryToThink #608980. All CC0. Trimmed, filtered, faded and volume balanced.