THE OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL CHAOS CLUB
SMALL HERO. BIG MESS.

THE STUPID
MARIO PAGE.

Bony Tony brought his friends. You brought a poop blaster.
Make good choices. Or… press the button.

Saved only on this device. Change it for the next player’s turn.
Starts with 5, then adds 2 each round. Changes apply to the next game.
Choose any map for your next game.
See all 28 poop guns
  1. Poop Pistol — Basic single shots
  2. Twin Tooter — Two shots together
  3. Scatter Splatter — Three-shot spread
  4. Turbo Plopper — Fast single shots
  5. Stink Sniper — Fast piercing shots
  6. Triple Flush — Three shots together
  7. Poop Grenadier — Exploding shots
  8. Quad Plopper — Four-shot spread
  9. Poop Cyclone — Five-shot spread
  10. Mega Mortar — Larger explosions
  11. Royal Flush — Explosions and piercing
  12. Poop Storm — Seven-shot spread
  13. Double Dumper — Two exploding shots
  14. Splat Cannon — Huge splats and explosions
  15. Poop Laser — Extra-fast shots that pierce up to 12 Bony Tonys
  16. Stink Fan — Nine-shot fan
  17. Toilet Torpedo — Fast torpedoes with a large explosion
  18. Brown Blizzard — Six exploding shots
  19. Golden Plunger — Pierces up to 16 Bony Tonys
  20. Ultimate Poopocalypse — Five explosive shots with huge splash damage
  21. Toilet Twister — Eight exploding shots
  22. Plop Railgun — Ultra-fast shots that pierce up to 24 Bony Tonys
  23. Stink Sunburst — Twelve shots in a full circle
  24. Chocolate Comet — Giant splats with a wide explosion
  25. Septic Sprinkler — Twelve-shot fan
  26. Triple Torpedo — Three fast explosive torpedoes
  27. Plunger Array — Five piercing shots
  28. Galactic Flush — Sixteen explosive shots in a full circle

One new gun per round; after round 28, higher Mk versions begin. Normal reloads remain longer.

Sound check 12 random recordings · No immediate repeats.

PLAYER Player Medium
SCORE 00000
ROUND 01
LIVES ♥ ♥ ♥
BLASTER Poop Pistol5.3 shots/s · 4.00s reload · pierces 1
8 / 8
EXPLORING: Whispering Forest5 / 5 Bony Tonys left
⚠ EXTREMELY QUESTIONABLE BUTTON

Definitely nothing weird will happen.

W A S D / ↑ ↓ ← → moveSPACE blast · P pause · R reloadFace a Bony Tony. Let it rip.
Hold arrows to move + BLAST to shoot. Rotate your phone for a wider view.
THE HALL OF MESS

Leaderboards

Top 10 runs for each mode. Your nickname and score are public when submitted. Secret-weapon runs don’t count.

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01 / MEET STUPID MARIO

Mario is the bathroom troublemaker with a big grin and an even bigger poop blaster. His mess started the whole adventure!

02 / WATCH OUT FOR BONY TONY

Bony Tony is tired of cleaning up Mario’s bathroom messes. Now he has gathered an army of look-alikes to chase Mario!

03 / KEEP IT LOCAL

Offline fun. No accounts. Just chaos.

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Sound credits

Toilet flush (half-flush) by Cori Samuel (cori) — Wikimedia Commons source, public domain. Trimmed to seven seconds, faded and volume balanced.

Short but strong fart by TryToThink — source, CC0. Playback limited to a short excerpt per shot.

Random blaster recordings: DSISStudios #241000, ycbcr #249583, finni0810 #524317, Breviceps #445997, Breviceps #445998, Breviceps #445999, Breviceps #446000, SamsterBirdies #553480, Walter_Odington #69500, robmoth #135716, Gerent #558387, TryToThink #608980. All CC0. Trimmed, filtered, faded and volume balanced.

THE OFFICIAL, VERY QUESTIONABLE BACKSTORY

Why Bony Tony hates Stupid Mario

Stupid Mario character reference photo
Stupid Mario
Bony Tony character reference photo
Bony Tony

Bony Tony, a.k.a. Tony, hates Stupid Mario, a.k.a. Mario, because Mario always makes a mess in the bathroom. So Tony always had to pick it up.

One day, Tony got annoyed. And guess what he said? Big surprise here. Get ready!

“No.”

Why? Well, we don’t quite know. So Tony got mad and called him—big whoop again—stupid. Hence the name: Stupid Mario.

Mario went to the bathroom. And while we don’t know what he did in there, we do know he came out with a…

BIG POOP PISTOL?!?

Hold up one sec. Did I just hear BIG POOP PISTOL?

So Tony wants revenge. We don’t know why he got an odd group, or why they all oddly looked similar. And we don’t know EXACTLY WHY THEY CALLED HIM THE BONY TONY?!? But they did. So, uhm… yeah…

So there is an army of Bony Tonys on the hunt for Stupid Mario.